In The Beginning
A Novel
By D. E. Austin
Copyright 2000 D E Austin All Rights Reserved
Areshen of Isin, military governor of Ur in the
seventeenth year that Ibisien was king of Ur and king of the Four
Quarters, decided to observe the military spectacle from atop the House
of Dry Reeds, one of a dozen fortresses built into the circuit of Ur's
city walls. Areshen glanced a moment's curious interest toward several
dozen war chariots now maneuvering beneath the city walls, directing a
measure of his attention, however, toward the Lianuri, a small
crossroads tavern a mile and a half south of Ur's city gates, a tavern
popular with soldiers doing active service in the field since the
tavern's patron gods, to put it bluntly as Areshen of Isin was wont to
do, were cheap, propitiation of the most meager sort all that was
necessary at the door.
How pleasant, Areshen sighed, it might have been to
pass the rest of the afternoon, perhaps even the rest of the evening
over a cup of beer in the Lianuri, the walls of Ur and the problems of
the world forgotten.
Areshen glanced another moment's annoyance toward the
raucous din beneath the city walls, another Sixty of chariot preparing
for maneuvers on parched, barren field a short distance below, glanced
then toward the city itself and the king's palace lying in the shadow of
the temple. Ibisien, king
of Ur and King of the Four Quarters, would be an annoying headache no
matter how brief the audience scheduled for later this afternoon.
Still, Areshen anticipated no great difficulties or
unpleasantries at the king's palace.
A great many more unpleasant difficulties and the associated
headaches would come later in the evening as soon as Areshen arrived
home and set eyes on Setith, his wife, though more accurately, mistress
and task master of the Four Quarters of his house.
An amusing little war along the frontiers at a
considerable distance from Ur necessitating his prolonged absence from
the city would have been an appreciated diversion at the moment.
At least two or three more cups before either Ibisien,
king of Ur, or Setith, task mistress of his household, Areshen sighed,
turning his attention back to the dry and barren fields beneath the city
walls, abandoned pasture land spreading off into the distance.
Areshen watched with cautious fascination as the next formation
of chariots began its charge. The
billowing clouds of thick gray dust raised by galloping hooves and
several dozen whirring wheels was an impressive sight indeed, a sight
which must certainly strike terror into the hearts of Amuru's barbaric
horse soldiers from the west or Gipul's slightly more civilized hordes
from Elam to the east. The
first of Ur's chariots tore into enemy lines a quick moment later,
young, untried soldiers hurling their javelins with maniacal fury.
A quick instant after this, however, and Areshen found himself
sighing once again, this time in despondent frustration, his one
consolation the fact that Amuru's horsemen were indeed far to the west,
Gipul's armies of Elam lounging in their fortresses an equal distance to
the east. None of those
furiously hurled javelins actually hit their targets, stacked bales of
swamp reeds sitting in the middle of the open field. One of the younger soldiers, however, managed a precise hit
to the rear of a companion's chariot, that chariot's driver startled and
unbalanced by an attack from unexpected quarters, its occupants finally
ending an inglorious heap on the ground. A quick minute later crews from
both chariots stood face to face angrily brandishing swords, preparing
to battle not the enemy swamp reeds but each other, might indeed have
done so had not the commander of the Sixty to which all four soldiers
belonged rushed forward to intervene.
Areshen leaned his elbow onto the fortress walls, his
head onto his hand, and once again sought consolation in nothing more
than a long, despondent sigh. When
certain that the Sixty's commander, an experienced and talented officer
with whom Areshen had campaigned in the western desserts, had in fact
prevented an untimely battle among his own men, Areshen twisted a
laconic gaze about the city of Ur for another few moments.
The city, one of the largest and wealthiest in the southern part
of Sumer, was still Sumer's cultural and financial center even if Isin
had now become the center of Sumer and Akkad's military command, Isin's
Shar Dulur fortress of late a quiet and peaceful refuge from the
financial and political intrigue so prevalent in the south, a refuge to
which Areshen desperately longed to return.
But Ur, Areshen sighed, could just not be abandoned to the
barbarians from the western deserts, nor even to the slightly more
civilized Gipul and Elam, no matter how pleasant and intriguing the
thought seemed at the moment. And besides, Areshen groaned, Setith
maintained her primary residence here in Ur; Ur sacked and his wife's
property looted would be a bothersome ordeal indeed, month's of bitter,
stinging invective better avoided if at all possible.
Areshen pondered the Sacred Area near the center of Ur for
another long minute, its temple and palaces surrounded by walls quite as
formidable and massive as those which surrounded the outer city. The temple itself, the view of which dominated not only the
Sacred Area but the entire city, was certainly as grand as any such
edifice Areshen had ever seen anywhere in Sumer and Akkad, a staged,
pyramidal tower hundreds of feet across at its base with some sort of
small -
shack? -
though Areshen wasn't certain what they called it
- a shack no larger than his own house stuck on top in which
the High Priests and Priestesses of Nanna and Ningal sat waiting for the
god and goddess patrons of Ur to put in an appearance.
Who knows, Areshen sighed.
He certainly didn't. Areshen
gazed another long moment toward the hectic, constant din which was Ur's
Sacred Area, then found himself breaking into a soft, idle smile for
memories of a recent conversation he had had with Ur's king, a
conversation which had occurred in the back of the king's palace just
beyond the walls of the Sacred Area, a conversation which had occurred
over very large cups of wine.
Ibisien, still smarting because he had not, like his
grandfather, been deified during his own lifetime, spent entire
afternoons sitting in his palace in the shadow of the Sacred Area's
walls denigrating Shubari, the High Priest of the High Priests and
Priestesses of Nanna and Ningal, a position Ibisien would himself have
occupied had his divinity been recognized.
"Shubari," Ibisien scoffed, "climbs the
temple steps morning and night, plops his fat behind down in the Divine
Chamber, and then engulfs said chamber with gas emanating from his own
fat behind."
"Oh?" Areshen asked.
"He farts," Ibisien declared, reaching for
the royal cup once again. "Shubari
sits atop the temple and farts; farts, pops, squeaks, rattles, booms
which shake the whole temple morning and night.
It's a wonder of wonders the temple hasn't collapsed.
If you were a god, Areshen," Ibisien had whined on,
thrusting his cup toward the nearest wine steward, "a god in search
of somewhere to rest your weary feet, and you wandered into your holy
temple atop your holy mountain and found that every other response
during the course of the liturgy was a fart, would you be inclined to
look kindly upon the city? Ur
will end a desolate waste, and it will be the High Priest Shubari's
fault. All Shubari's fault,
I tell you. It will
certainly not be my fault."
"Exalted One," Areshen had answered, not
really certain if exalted one was currently in fashion when addressing
the king in palace, not really concerned if it was not, "if you
want to be Nanna's or Ningal's or whoever's High Priest, why not just
climb on up the temple steps yourself.
Your guard, after all, is more than a match for Shubari's.
As soon as the gods show up, tell them that Areshen of Isin
recommends you for the job."
Areshen couldn't help but smile again as he remembered
the king's shudder, the long pull Ibisien had taken from his cup.
"The idea, military governor," Ibisien had
then belched, "is to have my fat behind placed on top of the
temple, not have the gods burn the temple down."
Areshen glanced again toward Ibisien's palace, then
toward the Sacred Area's fortress like walls rising just beyond, the
flat toped temple with its little house for visiting gods stuck on top,
and Areshen couldn't restrain another moment's soft, irreverent chuckle. If Nanna and Ningal ever did decide to put in an appearance
in the Holy Chamber atop Ur's temple, he was going to be in big trouble.
"Your only hope," the king enjoyed informing
him, "is that Nanna and Ningal will be as drunk as you usually are,
Areshen. It still, however,
might be to your advantage to absent yourself from Ur for the time
being, perhaps a small war or two in the western desserts with the Amuru,
somewhere where the gods cannot find you."
Areshen glanced a final long minute toward the military
exercises progressing on the open plain beneath the city walls, another
Sixty of chariot launching a furious charge against the stacked swamp
reeds. When Areshen
realized that the swamp reeds would be quite justified proclaiming
themselves the victors, he pushed himself along the walls' walkway, then
toward the steps which led down into the fortress' interior.
Descending finally into the shadows, Areshen made his way across
the fortress' courtyard, this surrounded on all sides by long lines of
storerooms and soldier's quarters.
In many places the fortress' interior walls were in desperate
need of repair, plaster and the occasional mud brick from which the
fortress had been constructed laying in crumbling heaps on the ground.
Areshen was quite aware, however, that the garrison commander was
not really to blame for the fortress' condition.
Nanna and Ningal were gods with voracious appetites, Areshen
sighed, and wondered if their bellies were as huge as Shubari's, the
High Priest who fed them every morning and night.
Areshen, over the twenty year course of his military career, had
been assigned to garrisons in cities all across Sumer and Akkad, had
been military governor of a number of those cities over the past ten
years. None of the resident
gods in most other cities seemed to eat as much as the gods with which
Ur had been -
Areshen would like to have said cursed, but decided not to press
his luck. He'd never
actually seen anyone struck by lightning, but he'd heard of it often
enough.
How, Areshen dared ask himself, however, could so much
grain and standing meat and silver and gold pass through the Gate of
Judgment into the Sacred Area and then just disappear?
Throughout the day solid processions of porters and donkey
caravans wound their way through the streets of Ur toward the Sacred
Area. A hundred Scribal
Priests sat at table across the Sacred Area's Great Court of Nanna
meticulously recording the wealth of Ur and it's surrounding farm
villages as it was carried through the Gate of Judgment into the temple
precinct. And still, the
garrison commander of a wall fortress could not afford plaster for the
fortress walls?
Areshen shrugged, decided he'd ask this same question
of Ur's king during his audience scheduled for later this afternoon,
would do so whether or not Ibisien was well fortified by the royal cup.
Areshen finally walked from the courtyard into one of the small
chambers beneath the fortress walls.
Meshduri, garrison commander, sat at a table beneath the
chamber's single window through which daylight entered from the
courtyard.
"Areshen," Meshduri mumbled in greeting,
lifted a damp clothe, and then rubbed it with energetic fury across the
small clay writing tablet sitting on the table in front of him.
Areshen broke into an amused smile as he watched this act of
mischief from a corner of his eye, lifted the god from its niche in the
chamber's far wall, tossed it onto the floor, then lowered himself into
the niche, not really all that uncomfortable a seat.
"Tudith is watching you, Meshduri," Areshen
chuckled as he nodded toward the god laying on the floor. Meshduri glanced up from his work with an expression of
distracted annoyance, continuing, however, to rub furiously at the
stubborn tablet in front of him, a provisions voucher of some sort,
Areshen suspected. A temple
or palace scribe caught doing that which the garrison commander of Ur's
walls was now doing might loose the offending hand if he was lucky, his
head if he was not.
"Tudith," Meshduri finally stated as he
nodded toward the god lying at Areshen's feet, "has been in a
remarkably lenient mood of late, has not had a great deal to say about
anything in quite some time. Haven't,
for that matter, heard a peep out of him in weeks."
Areshen returned a soft chuckle as he watched Meshduri
lift the tablet in order to examine the erasure, then a reed stylus in
order to forge a new line where the old one had been obliterated.
"Do I want to know what you are writing, Meshduri?"
Areshen asked.
"No, military governor of all the king's armies,
you most certainly do not," and Meshduri bent to his work.
Areshen could not suppress another soft chuckle, both
for Meshduri's use of the title he used when in Ur, as well as for the
expression of intense concentration now in Meshduri's features as he
inexpertly though carefully inscribed the new line of characters onto
the tablet. More than
likely the tampering was well intentioned, probably an attempt to extort
extra rations of grain for the men in his command from the High Priest
Shubari's and the Sacred Area's well stuffed granaries.
This sort of mischief was quite in character for Meshduri, was
typical of garrison commanders in cities all across Sumer and Akkad. Areshen himself had lifted many a damp clothe over writing
tablets during the course of his career.
"There," Meshduri finally exclaimed as he
lifted the tablet in careful inspection, a mischievous smile settling
into his features. "I
should have continued my studies and gone on to the priesthood instead
of wasting myself in a military career, Areshen.
Perhaps today I would be Shubari's chief scribe sitting in a
temple palace drinking wine and listening to Shubari's farts echo off
the temple walls."
"Perhaps," Areshen chuckled, then jerked a
thumb in the air toward the chamber's southern wall.
Meshduri lowered the tablet to the table with a long, despondent
sigh.
"That bad?" Meshduri asked.
"One of the throwers nailed one of our own
chariots. I would commend
the young fellow's aim had I thought the target intentional.
Had the javelin drawn blood I might have stood and applauded, so
beautiful was the sight."
"I doubt the target was intentional,"
Meshduri continued, nodding toward the south himself.
"You were watching Atiduru's new babies, sweet young things
their tongues still wet with mother's milk.
They've had no time to make enemies among themselves which must
be dispatched in training accidents," and again Meshduri released a
long, pondering sigh. "The
target was not intentional, Areshen.
And Atiduru, you can rest assured, will discipline the thrower
all the more severely for the fact."
"Is it my imagination," Areshen asked as he
leaned further into the wall niche, resting his feet on the god laying
on the floor, "or are these children different than we were at
their age?"
"I spend most of my time these days contemplating
new ways to pry provisions from fat Shubari, hoping he's sitting on top
of the temple farting while I'm raiding his granaries.
I have little time to spend personally with my sweet young
darlings in the field. Atiduru
has not changed, however, the same ugly cuss he's always been.
He'll wean his pretty little rabble soon enough."
"Judging by what I just saw, Meshduri, Atiduru is
going to have his hands full. I
swear these children are different today.
You and I played with little toy javelins when we were boys. When was the last time you saw a boy chasing his nurse along
Ur's streets with his little toy javelin giving her a good jab in the
ass?"
Meshduri chuckled, settling then into brooding
solemnity when he continued.
"They're all emulating Ibisien today, I
suppose."
"I suppose," Areshen sighed. Ur's king, delicately attired and adorned with a pound or two
of cosmetics and polish of every costly sort, had probably never touched
a javelin, toy or other, in his life.
Twenty years ago, twelve and thirteen year old boys on the
streets of Ur strutted, most boasting of the commissions they would one
day earn in Sumer's armies. Today
most boys wafted along with dainty and elegant step, fawning over each
other, each, it seemed, another Ibisien weighed down in perfume and
polish, many of them, Areshen suspected, Ibisien's personal pets
fondled, fretted over, and eventually debauched in one of the palace's
back chambers.
"Atiduru," Meshduri continued, nodding again
toward the south and the Six Hundred commander in question, "is
still confident that he can make soldiers of the majority of them. When he falls to his knees and prays in despair to Tudith,
then I will worry."
Areshen chuckled, rolling the god face down on the
floor.
"When that happens," Areshen stated, "I
want him relieved."
"Quite," Meshduri agreed. "What, to continue with dainty and delicate matters,
does Ibisien have to say these days?"
"I see him later this afternoon. Gipul," king of Elam to the east and a perennial
adversary, though since the time of Ibisien's grandfather a tributary of
Ur, "has sent the king another daughter, a rather beautiful one,
the harem master tells me. You
can be certain that Gipul has done something which he fears will annoy
Ibisien. Gipul is hoping that Ibisien will be distracted by the new
addition to his harem."
"He won't be, of course."
"Certainly not by the girl's beauty," Areshen
continued. "Perhaps by
her cost, particularly should that cost equal a cask or two of his
favorite wine. Anyway, I
suppose I should scrounge a Six Hundred or two from somewhere and take a
ride up to Elam, see what Gipul is up to.
Want to come?"
"Tempting," Meshduri answered.
"It's been a long time since I've seen service in the field,
longer still since I've seen the east," a moment's intrigue in
Meshduri's features, frowning resignation, however, a quick moment
later. "But I can't,
Areshen, not at least in good conscience.
Who will keep Nanna and Ningal from eating too much if I'm not
here? Every soldier on Ur's
walls will starve."
"You're probably right," Areshen answered
with an easy smile toward an old friend he genuinely admired. "By the way, the military governorship of Lagash is
vacant, and the civil governor is pressing me for someone Akkadian, or
at least partly Akkadian. Your
grandmother was from Akkad, was she not?"
"That's why I'm so beautiful," Meshduri
laughed. "I could be
another Ibisien, at least one of his pets."
"Quite," Areshen groaned, rolling his eyes.
"If you want Lagash, you can have it.
The last thing we need is any more ethnic problems there.
Tell the Akkadians you're Akkadian, and Sumer that you're Sumer."
"I'll be rubbing words off tablets all day long
keeping that ruse going."
"Well, think about it, Meshduri. It would be one less problem for me having someone in Lagash
I could trust."
Meshduri nodded, appreciation in his eyes.
Areshen had known Meshduri for twenty years now, did indeed trust
him. He and Meshduri had
first met when they had laid aside their reed pens and writing tablets
in order to accept commissions in the army, two young officers who for
the first few months had all but been led about by hand by their Sixty's
First Soldiers, grizzled, thick necked professionals who lived their
lives in the dirt next to their men.
"Where are you?" Meshduri asked, and Areshen
emerged from his reverie.
"Walking into my first military camp, writing clay
still on my hands," Areshen shuddered, smiled when he noticed as
obvious a shudder course through Meshduri's body as well.
Meshduri and every other officer in the armies of Sumer and Akkad
had lived the same experience. "I
got old Saran, you know."
"I know," Meshduri shuddered again.
"Saran was Akkadian, twenty feel tall, almost as
large around, the chest, not the stomach.
I felt like a bug crawling into camp.
'Welcome, you sir,' Saran said.
Have you ever heard twenty catapults fired simultaneously,
Meshduri? That's what
Saran's 'welcome, young sir' sounded like.
After I picked myself up from the ground, Saran showed me around
the camp, three squad of short sword, one of pike, each man just a
slightly less ugly version of Saran himself, all of whom, I was certain,
thought me incapable of finding my way to the latrine without my nurse.
I almost crawled back to school and my writing tablets that same
night."
"I saw old Saran a month ago, just as ugly as ever
as he praised your name to the gods.
He still talks of Ekluru."
"Does he?" Areshen chuckled, remembering the
battle in which he had taken a sword into his own hands when his Sixty
had been surrounded by Amuru horsemen.
"Officers," the Six Hundred's High Priest had
shouted into Areshen's face after the battle, "do not lift swords
into their own hands like common soldiers, particularly an officer who
still looks like he could find a place in the king's harem.
When you're older," the High Priest had bellowed, "you
may, though I doubt it, give orders and direct battles. Until then, you'll stand on a hill and look like a beautiful
virgin for your men to protect, not act like a fool and destroy Holy
Order."
The military governor under whom Areshen had served at
the time, however, had been far more tolerant.
And old Saran and the men of his Sixty had accepted their new
officer far sooner than was normally the case, despite the fact that
that officer had endangered the course of the battle by tampering with
Holy Order.
"Saran," Meshduri continued, "said
something quite extraordinary, extraordinary for him, at least. He's from Uruk, you know, not particularly devout in his
worship of Innana; still, he's wary of doing anything which would
intentionally and flagrantly disrupt Holy Order.
So I asked him if he thought the current high military governor
of Ur a danger to Holy Order. 'You
is trying to trick me up, isn't you, sir, you and your officer's ways,'
Saran answered. He then
kicked dust toward the front door of his house, the way old ladies still
chase demons away in Uruk, I suppose, and leaned forward in whisper.
'Areshen,' Saran then informed me, 'is one of them there peculiar
exceptions to Holy Order. The
gods can't find him, and the demons can't get a hold of him.
You might say he's outside Holy Order.
So,' Saran concluded, 'Areshen can get away with things which
would piss off the gods if anyone else did it.'"
"Perhaps that is why I was not struck down by
lightning at Ekluru," Areshen chuckled as he pushed himself to his
feet and set Tudith back into the wall niche.
"The fact that the High Priest could not explain to the
military governor why I was not struck down by lightning was the only
thing that saved me, you know."
Meshduri rose from the table and reached for Areshen's
hand as Areshen stood at the chamber's door for a final long moment.
"Are you happy now, Areshen?" Meshduri asked,
quite aware that Areshen was never really happy when duty required his
presence in Ur.
"I'll be happier, I suppose, if I am indeed so
fortunate as to escape Ur at the head of an army.
With luck, Gipul's and Elam's transgressions will have been
provocative in the extreme, and I will spend the summer campaigning in
the east."
"Ibisien will want to tag along."
Of course, Areshen sighed.
Ur's king would whine incessantly until Areshen relented.
He would be a nuisance, though not an insurmountable obstacle.
"A month, perhaps," Areshen continued,
"to build Ibi a palace sufficient for his wine stewards, his harem,
and his pet boys. Once
Ibi's safely tucked away behind the palace walls, he will spend his time
trading wives for wine, posing for the portrait carvers.
Campaigning, Ibisien is his father's son rather than his
grandfather's grandson. He
seldom concerns himself with the conduct of the war until it is time for
him to stand on the victory platform and listen to the High Priests
proclaim his heroism and brilliance in that war's conduct.
All and all, Ibi is the ideal king, Meshduri."
"Quite," Meshduri agreed with an easy smile
and a final embrace of his hand to Areshen's.
Areshen walked from the chamber back into the
fortress's courtyard, then toward the gate room which led through the
walls. A life sized
Tinruduri, Tudith's older brother or some such thing, guarded the
fortress from his niche in the gate room's walls.
Areshen offered Tinruduri the proper gesture of abeyance, though
he doubted anyone in immediate sight would have been scandalized to any
great extent had he failed to do so.
Two young soldiers, typical of Ur's, their expressions only
slightly more alert than the god's, at least corrected their posture as
Areshen walked past.
They move a bit more quickly than the statue, Areshen
sighed as he climbed down the outer steps, then stood for a short moment
gazing up and down the crowded city street.
Narrow, less than three paces wide in most places, this street
was not unlike most others in Ur. Born
and raised in Sannu, a small farm village a half day's quick march to
the north of Ur, city streets still seemed oppressively confining to
Areshen. The solid, monotonous walls of mud brick buildings lined both
sides of the street as far as Areshen could see, most structures one
story in height in this part of Ur.
Portals at intervals along the street led into small, unadorned
entrance chambers which in turn gave access to interior courtyards.
Areshen waited for a small caravan of heavily laden
donkeys to pass, then pushed himself onto the street, walking north.
Most of the residents in this part of the city were still
Sumerian. Areshen glanced
down one of a multitude of blind alleys along the street, this
particular one an Akkadian enclave into which few Sumerians would dare
venture. Idle youths, many
of whom were probably servants absent without permission from wealthy
Sumerian households, scowled from the alley toward the better dressed
passers by walking along the street.
These, Areshen sighed, were Ibisien's and the city's problem, not
his or the army's.
A short minute later, Areshen approached a small market
square perhaps twenty paces from edge to edge.
As crowded as the street itself, small shops and taverns fronted
all four walls of the square, entrance to which was gained through an
arched portal from the street. Areshen
stood at the portal for another quick moment glancing toward one of the
taverns, allowed a brief image of Setith's features to float about the
edges of his mind, and then without a great deal of further mental
debate walked quickly and purposefully across the market square toward
the tavern. Setith, a very
beautiful woman, was a wife Areshen genuinely loved, most of the time,
at least, though Setith of late was a bit easier to take after Areshen
had paid sufficient, even generous reverence to one or two of the local
beer gods who in this particular market square were quite as generous in
return.
"Heluth," Areshen nodded with an easy smile
as he approached the tavern's door and a very attractive tavern mistress
leaning at the serving board propped across the doorway.
Naked save for a small waist clothe, Heluth returned as broad a
smile as Areshen's.
"Military governor," she began, reaching for
the small silver piece from Areshen's hand and setting it one a scale
just to make certain. "Sethurisu
is pleased, military governor," Heluth stated as she nodded toward
the tavern's god sitting in his wall niche, then reached for a pitcher
and cup from a table just inside the tavern's door.
"Sethur -
" Areshen asked as he reached for his beer, nodding toward the
current beer god's predecessors stacked in a row against the tavern's
rear wall.
"It was revealed to me last night, military
governor, that Cuthi can no longer be the Divine Lady of my
tavern," and Heluth began the formal recitation of the current
tavern God's liturgy. "Cuthi,"
the goddess Sethurisu had displaced, probably because Cuthi had not been
attracting customers to the tavern in sufficient number, "was
bathing in the river down by the docks when Ningal descended the temple
steps in order to bathe in the river as well. 'Cuthi,' Ningal said when
she noticed that Cuthi had big tits, 'you have big tits, Cuthi.'
Cuthi answered, 'yes, I have big tits.
I have indeed been blessed with big tits.'
Then Ningal said, 'yes, you have indeed been blessed with big
tits. Indeed, they are
enormous tits, Cuthi. Because
of the enormity of your tits, Cuthi,' Ningal then pronounced, 'you can
no longer be the Divine Lady of beer for Heluth in Shensulith Square.
You have inflamed my jealousy, Cuthi, because you have such
enormous tits. What would
happen if my husband descended from the temple in order to bathe here in
the river?' Ningal asked. 'What
would happen if Nanna were thirsty for beer and he saw how enormous your
tits are? Then you, Cuthi,
with your enormous tits, would be the temple goddess instead of me, and
I might find myself nothing more than a common beer goddess.
Sethurisu, therefore, shall be the god of beer for Heluth in
Shensulith Square.' And
thereupon Ningal drove Cuthi from the city of Ur because Cuthi had been
blessed with enormous tits. This,
military governor, was revealed to me, Heluth, in vision, as I lay
sleeping on my bed last night," and Heluth shook her head
vigorously toward several elderly matrons who had paused near the
tavern's door long enough to listen to the liturgy's recitation.
"Then what will happen, Heluth," Areshen
chuckled with a mischievous grin, "if Seth
- Sheth
- whatever,"
and Areshen nodded again toward the tavern's reigning god, "if this
fellow has a roving eye himself. And Sheth - the
old fellow's not that bad looking, you know, Heluth.
Goddesses will be flocking around him like flies."
"Areshen," Heluth protested as she leaned
closer, "you cost me another god or goddess every time you
visit," and Areshen suddenly remembered that it had been at this
suggestion that Heluth's former goddess take a swim down by the river in
order to attract more customers to the tavern, a suggestion which had
obviously not proven profitable. Areshen
little doubted, however, that Heluth's anger was affected.
The sultry and pleading heat in Heluth's eyes communicated just
the opposite as she grasped his arm in gentle, fondling embrace.
"I shall go completely out of business, Areshen, because you
have driven all my gods away with your blasphemies.
I shall have no choice but to sell myself into your
household," and Areshen could not mistake the pleading now in
Heluth's grasp to his arm.
"Heluth, I'm just a poor soldier," Areshen
answered.
Heluth broke into a mirthful chuckle. She was quite aware of who he was.
"A poor soldier," she chuckled again.
"Be that so, Areshen, I don't eat much.
I would stay in your own chambers and out of Setith's way.
And I'm -
pretty, am I not, Areshen?" the pleading in Heluth's eyes
ever more genuine.
"Well, Heluth, give
- ah?" and
Areshen nodded again toward the new tavern god in his wall niche,
"give the old boy a chance to prove himself first.
Who knows, perhaps he'll turn out to be a match for Nanna.
Then Ur's new patron will be your beer god, Heluth, which would
please me just fine. In
that case, I will be your military governor, and the king will be
envious of you instead of the High Priest Shubari."
"In that case, Areshen, I shall order you to
divorce Setith and marry me."
Areshen chuckled in easy humor, though he grasped the
girl's hand in gentle warmth for another long moment.
There was no reason why Heluth's frequent expressions of
affection for him should not be genuine.
Even though he was now military governor of Ur (was a great deal
more once he passed beyond Ur's walls) Areshen was still basically just
a soldier. If Heluth had
been seeking wealth, she would be pursuing one of the High Priests in
the Sacred Area's temple palaces or some rich private merchant,
individuals who could for more readily afford to keep both wife and
concubines. And Heluth,
Areshen realized again, feeling another twinge of vanity for the girl's
attention, was far and away one of the most beautiful of that multitude
of tavern priestesses who sold their wares (and themselves if the
tavern's patron deity was pleased with the proffered offering) in small
shops throughout the city. Areshen
grasped Heluth's hand again, exchanged a final though intimate smile,
the words "maybe soon, Heluth," as usual, in his eyes.
Areshen then passed another long minute dividing his
attention between his cup and the crowds flowing from shop to shop
across the market square, gazing with idle interest toward a scene not
far different than might be found in any other city across Sumer and
Akkad. Many faces here in Ur's Shensulith Square were Akkadian,
pretty young servants owned by wealthy Sumerian matrons, servants sent
to the market square because they were capable of carrying the heaviest
loads. The scene was not
that different, Areshen decided, than it had been in Sannu where as a
boy he had tormented the village's sour old matrons with his little toy
javelin. Here in Ur's
Shensulith Square, however, a hundred inviting targets presented
themselves, some of them young, round and firm, others wide and perfect
for a younger boy trying to perfect his aim.
A hundred targets everywhere he looked, Areshen sighed with
disgust, and not one of them under attack.
What on earth was wrong with Ur's younger generation?
He must, he decided, discuss this perverse and appalling
situation with Ur's king during his audience scheduled for later this
afternoon.
"Boys painted like girls, not a javelin to be
seen," Areshen had groaned during his last visit to Ibisien's
palace. "If this is
what Ur's younger generation is to be, I should be pleased to abandon
the lot to the barbarians. Perhaps
Gipul and his horde. Gipul
lives to plunder and pillage, rapes if he can find nothing else to
interest him."
"Oh?" Ibisien had answered, that which
Areshen could only call sultry anticipation in Ibisien's features,
features painted and polished for more delicately than any of a hundred
wives Ibisien had ignored ever since he had ascended the throne.
"Rapes, does Gipul? I
wonder if he does so -
indiscriminately."
Areshen turned his attention to a small group of junior
priests in front of another tavern on the other side of the square,
their attire identifying them as members of the Sacred Area's temple of
Nanna and Ningal. Most of
these young priests stumbled about in varying degrees of mirthful
intoxication. Areshen
watched with idle interest as two engaged in conversation with a pair of
market prostitutes, these not quite as attractive as the Sacred Area's
Holy Prostitutes patronized by the wealthier High Priests, though market
and wall prostitutes were well within the means of the younger priests.
A quick minute later a price had obviously been negotiated, and
two of the young junior priests stumbled from the square in riotous
laughter, the prostitutes all but holding them to their feet.
The temple, Areshen thought as he once more lifted his
cup, certainly seemed an easier life than the army, or so he supposed,
remembering youthful conversations in which fellow students had thought
him a relic from another age for abandoning the higher level studies of
the priesthood in favor of a military career.
No one, they said, goes into the army any more.
The way to the top is the temple and Shubari.
Ibisien, the palace, the army - all passé. Perhaps, but Areshen could not have imagined spending his
life sitting at table in the Sacred Area counting sheep and goats and
sacks of grain as they were carried into the vaults lining the Great
Court. And besides, it's a
trivial matter, Areshen had informed the young critics who had
questioned his decision to leave school, but I find it difficult to
maintain a pious attitude of reverence toward the gods for more than
brief and fleeting moments. What
in the name of the gods, the aspiring young priests and scribes with
whom Areshen had studied had asked in amaze, do the gods have to do with
anything? Perhaps of
foolish question indeed, Areshen decided as he set his empty cup on the
serving board and directed a final quick smile toward Heluth now
reciting the beer god's liturgy to another customer.
Areshen's house lay only another few hundred feet
further north from Shensulith Square, though as usual his progress along
the street was a time consuming ordeal, everyone in a dense, hurrying
crowd competing for narrow paths which avoided the worst accumulation of
mud and donkey droppings. Areshen
sometimes regretted having accepted Ibisien's offer of the military
governorship of Ur, had accepted it in fact because no one else with
even a reasonable measure of competency had seemed interested in doing
so. As unpleasant as life
might have been in any of Sumer's cities, it would only be worse if the
barbarians from the western deserts or Gipul's slightly more civilized
armies of Elam decided to invade. Areshen
was quite aware that he was the most competent general officer capable
of directing Sumer's armies should this happen, though not, Areshen
sighed, because of any extraordinary capabilities he possessed himself. It was nothing more than a simple matter of fact that most
other city's military governors these days knew the locations of the
brothels and the perfume baths in their cities for
better than they knew the locations of the garrisons under their
command. Even a few First
Soldiers were beginning to look like High Priests and military
governors, the girth of their stomachs truly outstanding, though Areshen
had seen a slow reversal of this trend since he had obtained the
dismissal of those governors who had allowed the most flagrant
deterioration in their commands.
"But he's the High Priest's brother," Ibisien
invariably whined whenever Areshen went to the king's palace in Ur
insisting that another civil or military governor be dismissed.
"Who do you want, king," Areshen replied,
"standing on the frontiers the next time the barbarians flood into
Sumer? The High Priests?
The High Priest's brother? Or
me?"
So far Ibisien had always made the correct choice.
At least, Areshen sighed, Ibi still had that much of his
grandfather in him.
II
Areshen finally stepped over another pile of donkey
droppings laying in the street, then through the portal into his house's
small entrance chamber.
"Military governor," old Shathsurinu began as
he attempted to push his bent and aged frame from the bench next the
entrance chamber's inner door in order to announce Areshen's arrival.
"Sit, old friend," and Areshen lay a hand to
the old man's shoulder in gentle restraint, then stole a glance through
the inner door leading into the house's courtyard.
Several of the household's other servants, like the doorman
belonging to Setith rather than to himself, wandered from one room to
another across the courtyard, though Setith herself was nowhere in
sight. Sighing a measure of
relief, Areshen lowered himself to Shathsurinu's bench.
"All right, old man," Areshen began,
"give it to me straight, no art, or I'll have you hung by your feet
and flogged."
Shathsurinu coughed a long, mirthful laugh, then leaned
closer and spoke in a low, conspiratorial voice.
"Actually, military governor, she's in an
unusually good mood. The
captain of the Erub was here less than an hour ago."
"Is that right?" Areshen asked, the trace of
relief settling into his smile. The
Erub, one the larger of that grand fleet of cargo vessels Setith owned,
had been several weeks overdue. The
Erub's loss would not have been a major financial tragedy to someone as
wealthy as Setith, though it would have annoyed her, and Setith annoyed
was best avoided by husband and servants alike.
"Priests of Nanna and Ningal also visited,"
Shathsurinu continued, "offering to sell the town of Polanu to the
mistress at the price the mistress had proposed. The Lady Setith is now High Priestess of the goddess
Kethlicuri, a divine Lady held in high esteem up and down the Pendurum
Canal."
"Then Setith has had a good day," Areshen
stated, another measure of smiling relief in his features.
"I believe so, military governor,"
Shathsurinu answered. "She
hasn't even kicked me. Not
once, all day long."
Areshen chuckled, though only because the old man did
so himself. Areshen,
however, was not in the least amused with the way Setith treated her
servants, particularly old Shathsurinu, a former first soldier who after
his discharge had failed as a private leather merchant in Nippur.
When Shathsurinu and his family had traveled to Ur and approached
Areshen offering themselves for sale and asking that Areshen recommend
them to Setith, Areshen had begged Shathsurinu to look for a gentler
mistress. Areshen had
agreed to intercede on Shathsurinu's behalf only when the old man had
repeated his plea, saying that he had been turned down everywhere else,
would have to try the temple farms or one of the construction yards
along the new canal, a fate even worse than Setith.
Setith's treatment of Shathsurinu's daughter had been a
trying annoyance several months ago, one of those few instances in which
Areshen had found it necessary to strap on his courage, stand in front
of his wife, and just issue his pronouncement.
Areshen had been well within his right to stand before Setith and
declare, "I have spoken."
The house and all of Setith's business ventures belonged to her,
but the household, as long as they were married, was his, legally and
finally. Issuing orders to
Setith, however, was quite as exciting as issuing orders to the hulking
Saran had been in his first military camp.
In this case, Areshen had found circumstances dictating that he
do so, in the end, he supposed, the only real principle he believed in.
Shathsurinu's daughter had spilled wine onto Setith's
dress at the dinner table or some such thing.
In a rage, Setith had ordered that a wooden post be driven into
the dirt in the middle of the courtyard, the entire household then
assembled to witness the punishment.
The girl's arms had then been tied to the post, her body
suspended above the ground. A
nail had then been driven through the girl's hands.
Setith had fully intended to leave the girl hanging in
the courtyard until she died. Even
when Areshen returned home and ordered that the girl be cut down, Setith
had protested with all manner of pouting and whining for the next two
days, as usual her cries ending with the words, "you do not love me
anymore."
Areshen stretched his feet beside Shathsurinu on the
entrance chamber's bench for another long moment and wondered. He had loved Setith very deeply twenty years ago when they
had married. And Setith
certainly carried those twenty years well.
Setith was without doubt one of the most beautiful women in Ur,
arguably in all of Sumer and Akkad.
But there was something about her which had changed.
Areshen himself had had to discipline soldiers many times over
the past twenty years, had had to do so far more often in recent years
from a military governor's throne.
But Areshen was pleased to think that his judgments had been
dispassionate, rational and just even when the judgment was death.
And there was certainly nothing barbaric in standard methods of
military execution, a quick flash of the ax, perhaps just a brief
instant's physical pain, though certainly no more than was necessary.
There just seemed something very needless and irrational about
nailing a girl's hands to a wooden post over a few drops of spilled
wine.
"It is a perfectly acceptable manner of
disciplining servants," Setith had pouted.
"It is quite in accord with the dictates of Holy Order.
The High Priest Shubari has said so himself."
I'm sure he has, Areshen sighed as he pushed himself
form the entrance chamber's bench to his feet.
Shubari, sitting on top of his temple, has spoken, probably in
between farts. One of these
days a few ten thousand servants and canal diggers and farm laborers
belonging to the temple were going to start wondering if Shubari and his
precious temple were worth having nails driven through their hands.
Shubari would once again crawl through the Sacred Area's walls
into the king's palace begging for the army's help.
And Ibisien, with a wide smirk of pleasure on his face, would ask
Shubari if Nanna and Ningal were sleeping again.
"I suppose," Ibisien had stated when Shubari
had crawled into the palace several months ago asking that a slave
revolt in the canal yards near Nippur be put down, "if Nanna and
Ningal, who in their benevolent though mysterious wisdom saw fit to make
you, Shubari, rather than me, Ibisien, High Priest, are unwilling or
unable to suppress the revolt themselves, I can prevail upon the
military governor."
Ibisien had summoned Areshen to the palace a week
later, Ibisien in no hurry to see the slave revolt at Nippur suppressed.
Anything which was a source of irritation to Shubari and the
temple was a source of drunken, giggling delight to Ibisien and the
palace.
"Areshen, my sweet," Ibisien painted as
delicately as ever had pouted when Areshen had finally arrived at the
palace, "Shubari and his servants are squabbling again, in Nippur
this time. Something about
nails. Be a darling for me
and go do something about it."
With his usual shudder, Areshen had turned from Ibisien
fondling two of his pet boys, and then set off for Nippur several days
to the north. Scrounging a
half dozen Sixties of chariot and short sword along the way, all that
was really necessary in the situation, Areshen had then chased several
thousand terrified canal workers back into the hands of their task
masters. In an irritable
mood because of the annoyance, Areshen had then lined the taskmasters
and the High Priests who oversaw the task masters onto the banks of the
canal and demanded to know why it was necessary for the armies of Sumer
and Akkad, busy as it was along the frontiers, to waste their time
chasing canal diggers back into their camps.
"Have they lost their faith?" Areshen had
sneered in anger. "Or
have your gods run out of nails?"
"Wonderful speech, Areshen," Ibisien had
giggled in delight when Areshen had returned to Ur's palace. "Shubari is livid.
The Sacred Area's walls tremble with his farts."
Ibisien, however, had taken care to maintain a
sufficient distance between himself and Areshen, Ur's king now and again
glancing toward the sky from the palace's courtyard, watching for the
bolt of lightning which must certainly strike down Ur's blasphemous
military governor one of these days.
Areshen lay a hand to Shathsurinu's shoulder one final
time, sighed resignation, and then stepped from the house's entrance
chamber into the courtyard, one of the largest in this part of Ur, the
building's basic design, however, not far different than most others in
the city. Setith's rooms
and chambers, a half dozen of the building's largest, lay on the east
side of the courtyard, Areshen's, three smaller chambers, on the west.
On the north lay the kitchens and stores, on the south the
servant's quarters. Areshen
stood gazing toward a date palm growing in the center of the courtyard,
then spun quickly about when he sensed stealthy movement from behind.
Etwabi and Kinshith, very attractive Akkadian serving girls
belonging to Setith, both naked, lunged as soon as Areshen turned.
"I'll have you both flogged," Areshen barked,
fixing his expression into the arrogant scowl which Setith wore when
addressing misbehaving servants. "I'll
have you both beheaded," Areshen tried, though quite aware that it
sounded more a plaintive cry than anything else.
The girls, giggling in delight, seized Areshen by the
arms and pulled him across the courtyard toward his own chambers, then
into a small sitting room.
"Flog me first, military governor," Etwabi
crooned as she and Kinshith pushed Areshen down onto the floor cushions,
then removed his clothing.
"Just once," Areshen sighed in defeat as he
lay back, the girls now running damp towels over his body, "I would
like to be shown the least little bit of respect in my own house."
"We respect you, Areshen," Kinshith answered,
her expression the epitome of dignity and propriety, for less than a
second, however. Areshen
rolled his eyes in despair as Kinshith and Etwabi broke into mirthful,
clearly disrespectful laughter, dipping their towels into basins of
water next to the floor cushions and returning to a task both seemed
genuinely to delight in.
Sighing, laying back again in defeat, Areshen was quite
aware it was his own fault that he couldn't even wash the street dust
from his own body in his own house.
In fortresses and military camps across Sumer and Akkad even
First Soldiers who resembled old Saran, towering hulks their bodies
covered with all manner of battle scars, now stood trembling in awe at
the approach of the military governor of Ur, the army in its entirety
quite aware that its current commander was far less inclined to tolerate
lapses in discipline which had grown into acute problems under Areshen's
immediate predecessors. But
those were free soldiers, Areshen realized as he stole a quick glance
toward the girls now engrossed in their work.
No one had forced his soldiers to lift sword in hand and pledge
their lives to king and palace. They
had done so of their own free will, and deserved a military governor who
cared enough to insist that discipline be enforced.
Areshen glanced again toward the girls, and could not
understand how Setith could treat them the way she did, girls who were
absolutely, unequivocally dependent on Setith for everything, including
their lives. Etwabi and
Kinshith, in particular among Setith's servants, had been loyal and
faithful for years now, genuinely respectful whenever Setith addressed
them. But the girls were
not free. What else did
Setith want from them? What,
for that matter, did Shubari and High Priests all across Sumer and Akkad
want from a multitude of others who worked the temple's farms and dug
the temple's canals? Areshen
delighted in the light hearted laughter of the girls now washing his
body in gentle and caressing touch, was pleased that Setith had not yet
broken their spirits. Areshen
was quite aware that he could never bring himself to address them with
anything other than clearly feigned anger.
Areshen would certainly never see the household servants as
soldiers. Why do Setith and
so many thousands of other household mistresses want their houses devoid
of laughter, expressions of dour submission and defeat on every
servant's face? This was
never Ur, certainly not the Ur of Areshen's youth.
And one more revolt in the canal yards, Areshen decided with a defiant measure of anger, and he was going to lead the first Sixty into the S